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Do other Magic-Users snigger at your flaccid spellbook?

Do you suffer performance anxiety as a Referee?

Do your players complain about the abbreviated delivery of your cantrips?

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Reproducing the wildest moments you’ve ever imagined and bringing them off in your game will be simple after injecting these meaty incantations into your campaign repertoire.

Inside this eight and one-half inches of hard covers are 22 penetrating new spells that can be used with any traditional role-playing game rules, guaranteed to help you become the cock of the walk, have the stroke in your local community, and finish off the curse of bad, boring wizardry forever!